the barack obama dildo from alternative tentacles
time to take a break from all these records.
this slightly creepy shit arrived in my inbox today from alternative tentacles (yes the record label…). the disclaimer at the end amuses me no end.
yes, it’s the long-anticipated dildo that features a likeness of the 44th president of the united states, barack obama! when we say long, we mean 7 1/2″ (and nearly 2″ in diameter!). it’s 14 ounces of tpr, phthalate-free rubber, & is made in san francisco, ca. no batteries required. previously it’s only been available in sex shops & on-line sex sites. is this a tribute or a dis? it depends on your point of view, but here’s some hints: the tag line on the dildo’s box is “you love your candidate – let him love you back!” and “i want a big o!” also comes (heh) in presidential gold. made in the u.s.a. & brand new!
since we’re the 1st (and so far only) non-sex site to offer this product, we feel it’s only fair to include the following information, modified from language on the manufacturer’s website. please read it before you order!
age and consent. by ordering this product, you acknowledge the following:
1. that you are 18 years of age or older.
2. that this product you order is not in any way unlawful in your state, province, country, municipality, or other jurisdiction.
appropriate use of information: this product is not intended for use without appropriate health and safety knowledge on the part of the user. it is the user’s responsibility to ensure that they are not used in any way that could prove harmful to the user or to others.
none of the information provided about this product is intended to replace consultation with a lawyer or with a physician, mental health professional or other health care provider.
limitation of liability: you expressly agree that alternative tentacles shall not be liable for any direct, indirect, incidental, special, consequential or exemplary damages resulting from your use of this product in any way.
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