vernon kay is dead
well on the inside at least.just not in real life, tragic boating accident, orange in mouth, tess’ favourite stockings wrapped round his swanlike neck, paroxysms of orgasm and death shudders wracking his right bobby dazzler rangy fleshsack.
so in honour of the rubbery clotheshorse goonfaced fucking horse still being alive here’s a few songs to raise yr glass of crown royal to…
is it sooo wrong to take yr cuntish mood out on a not-dead harmless almost-cgi tv personality?
well?
- supersuckers: dead in the water
- botch: dead for a minute
- cramps: surfin’ dead
- maruosa: come back from the dead
28 September 2008 at 5:47 pm
Ahhh don’t do that, you got my hopes up!
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30 September 2008 at 1:53 pm
yeah all our dead celebrity hopes and dreams were raised then cruelly dashed on the rocks of mainstream journalism that day…
10 October 2008 at 3:31 pm
see that, the way i call myself, eh, ‘dexxbot’ when really my name is, eh….eh, ‘derek’. can’t really blame me. but at least it’s not ‘vernon’ i suppose. what a twunt. funniest link ive clicked on in ages