last days of radio (i’m so sick of guitars)
fucking guitar hero three. you need to be some kind of octopus rainman, some giga fingered autistic mutant to get anywhere past medium on this goddam diabolical contraption.
so much so that i have decided to lay off the mighty ax for a while. sir richard bishop and earth next month and i want their oppocentric geeetar stylings to be fresh and funsome in my mind rather than thinking ‘blue blue red red green yellow’ while listening to the dire and ever circling wolves thundering from the speakerstacks.
so’s i’ve dug out some electronickery, something less stringed and pedalled and marshalled for a wee change.
this is not a renouncing of rawk. merely a korg assisted (su)aside. this isn’t some nonsense statement along the lines of ‘guitar music’s dead’ hm’kay.
i. just. need. a. frickin. break.
ten tracks from nineteen seventy seven to two thousand and seven.
feel free to dance, mentally picture yr own indie movie club scene starring zach braff, pretend you’re a drunk alan vega wielding a motorbike chain onstage.
whatever.

30 January 2008 at 3:55 pm
Interesting selection. Guitar hero takes the creativity out of playing real guitar. It’s taking over, and no one will ever play the actual guitar again…
only kidding!
30 January 2008 at 4:18 pm
Well, all I can say is – you’ve never picked up a fiddle! Then you would be ready to stick your fingers into a deli meat slicer out of sheer frustration.
got a ticket for earth now.
31 January 2008 at 9:48 am
it’s just irritating to be as mediocre at fake guitar as i am at real guitar.
but you do get to play along to sonic youth without retuning every string on yr guitar to f# or something.
31 January 2008 at 10:04 am
i have picked up a fiddle.
never played one though.
boom boom.
31 January 2008 at 11:18 am
Great post. funny. I’m dancing. I’m singing. I’m a superstar. Left field is the grandfather of techno. and trance. I’m not drunk. I should be. thank you for the music.
31 January 2008 at 12:51 pm
GUITAR HERO FOREVER!!!
31 January 2008 at 1:52 pm
an allsinging alldancing superstarring harmonietwennytwo. hotdiggitydamn!
glad yr enjoying my latest random music collection.
but why the hellfire aren’t you posting more on yr own delightfully delightful blog? hmm?
i mean i manage to post more often than not and i’m holding down two jobs, three ex-wives, sixteen kids and a major dependency problem involving at least two substances.
possibly.
keep on truckin’!
31 January 2008 at 1:58 pm
mr angry. please don’t shout. we’re usually hungover here.
31 January 2008 at 5:49 pm
(in library tone) guitar hero forever . . .
31 January 2008 at 6:05 pm
much better.
1 February 2008 at 8:35 am
lol.