eddie murphy news

eddie murphy today announced his next feature would be available for download on the internet for a month before it’s cinema release.  viewers will be able to pay as little or as much for the movie as they want. 

murphy plays the wonkyfaced mumblesinger of a smug british rock band so caught up in their own pretentious waffle about naomi klein, herbie hancock and the ‘shape of sound’ that they fail to notice their record company building being taken over in a violent bloody coup led by coldplay whiner chris martin. 

murphy and his assorted weirdly shaped genetically distorted pop combo have to fight their way out of emi towers to freedom as ex-take-that-but-too-shit-for-take-that-reunion attention seeker robbie williams hunts them down as only a gin soaked lonely friendless suicide in waiting can. 

daniel day lewis is already being talked of as a potential oscar winner in his powerhouse performance as the paltrow shagging irritant.  in one tour-de-force sequence martin holds a press conference clutching the hacked off head of an unfortunate record exec while denouncing money and shares as “really bad things” to the journos gathered at his feet and scrawling free trade for africa across his face in organically produced black marker. 

day lewis threw himself into the role in his typical studiously rehearsed method actor way by undergoing the menopause to accurately portray the middle class hessian wearing bore.   

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